Ten (10) Reasons Why You Should Be Having More Se.x
If you thought that the only benefit of cex was, well, pleasure, here’s what a healthy cex life can do for you.
The more benefits that have been attributed to having cex, the more beneficial reasons experts proffer on why you should have even more! Because, besides the happy ending that comes with great cex, it turns out there are a whole bunch of other reasons you should be getting your kicks between the sheets and here they are …
1. It can make you look younger: Is this possibly the best thing you’ve ever heard? Did you know that having regular cex can actually make you look seven years younger!? Researchers found the human anti-ageing hormone DHEA soars to five times its normal level after an orgasm. So fling out your night creams and get cracking.
2. It can improve fertility: It might sound obvious but if you’re trying for a baby then the more cex you have, the more you increase your chance of getting a bun in the oven. Because the more cex a man has, the higher the quality of his sperm. So, if you’re hoping for grade A swimmers, perhaps a morning, noon and night routine is just the job!
3. It boosts your immune system: Next time you’re feeling sniffly, reaching for the tissues and having a hot bath, just remember that your cold/flu may have been caused by lack of regular romping. A regular amount of cex actually gives your immune system a welcome boost. In short, the more you’re having cex, the less likely you are to be struck down by illness.
4. It helps your heart: It’s no secret that a good bedroom session gets the blood pumping. But did you know it actually protests your heart in the long run? Research has shown that having cex three times a week decreases the risk of heart attack by half. In my eyes, that’s a pretty good reason to say sexually active!
5. It keeps you in shape: A lot of people actually think this is a myth. I can’t imagine why, because at the end of the day, cex is a physical activity, just like going to the gym. So there’s no doubt that as much as you’re enjoying yourself, you’re actually burning calories in the process. Better still, after cex, you can enjoy that bar of chocolate completely guilty free.
6. It’s good for period pains: Sure you could take some paracetamol in the hope that it’ll knock your menstrual cramp on the head but, believe it or not, cex is a natural pain killer. Not only does a good romp help your muscles relax, it also releases endorphins – a natural pain reliever.
7. It works on wrinkles: Among all the wonderful chemicals that are produced during cex, oestrogen is another absolute miracle worker. Its biggest benefit is that it tightens and smoothens lines on the face. In other words, more cex equals less wrinkles.
8. It makes you more attractive: Okay, you’re not going to wake up in the morning looking like a supermodel. But research has shown the more cex you have, the more attractive you are to the opposite cex. It’s all down to science.‘When you’re sexually active, your body releases more pheromones – the love chemical that attracts the men.
9. It can make you live longer: Now this really does seem too good to be true, but the proof is in the pudding. Apparently, if you’re having regular cex – more than twice a week, you can add up to eight years to your life expectancy.
10. It can unblock your nose!: This may seem a little strange but it’s true! As well as all the other benefits, cex is also a natural anti-histamine. So next time the pollen count is sky high, ease those itching eyes by getting a good romp! So why are you still reading this?
Now that Fanny cex Dolls could be the rage …
According to a recent news report, “A brothel has just forked out 6,000 Pounds (about three million Naira) for its second `virtual cex doll’ after the original one had become MORE popular among punters than the real women!” When images of these life-like Nakked dolls first surfaced, no one expected the fad to catch on as it has today and some men are paying for cex with a doll than with women! It’s a frightening thought but just how virtually real are these things? And why on earth would someone choose to have cex with a doll rather than a real human being|?
According to the owner of the brothel, “These dolls don’t leave a single cexual wish unfulfilled. If you’re a man paying for cex in whatever form, you’ll want something pretty exceptional rather than a quick in-and-out. This could be cex in a certain position or something a little more fetish-focused. All of these can be achieved with a fool because, at the end of the day, it’s an intimate, highly flexible object with no feelings”.
A poser for female readers: Almost everything in today’s society is becoming automated and virtual, so why not s*x? And if female dolls became all the rage, will women be in the market for male cex dolls too!?